past the peanut butter jars with wires full of electricity. nobody's dog. moving through it all. brave as any army.

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Harris Pilton and the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Cock.



I hope you guys are ready for some really silly shit, because I am about to fling some your way.

I have two stupid games for you to play, next time you smoke some weed or drink whisky while watching TV:

Game 1: Cocks

Replace the last word of any movie title with the word "cock."

Examples:
Twelve Angry Cocks
The Raiders of the Lost Cock
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Cock
Chitty Chitty Bang Cock
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Cock

that's pretty great, isn't it?

Game 2: Switcheroo

Switch the first syllables of any celebrity's first and last names.

Examples:
Harris Pilton
Hames Jetfield
Ston Jewart
Ciley Myrus

alright, now go: venture forth into the world and have an excellent time with these games.

I'm gonna get back to this here beer.

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